adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

chanus

CHANUS = chapped anus

dammmnnn brianna has some gnarley chanus!!

by mrodewald October 17, 2005

Clansy

Death note fan. First seen on fanfiction forum in discussions about death note in 2009. Widely known as person, who loves anime, or just weaboo.

- Did you see Vlad? He is soooo clansy
- Oh, he lowes anime so much!

by DeathNoteFan April 16, 2021

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

santa claus

A large man in a red suit who hates Jews and all other non-Christians. Santa Clause is a rampant consumerist and breaks into houses for milk and cookies.

That fat-fucker Santa Clause didn't leave me any presents because he is intolerant.

by N. Bading November 19, 2006

Satan Claus

The hairy red dude who reigns Christmas and ruins Christianity.Notice also the Nazi colors the bastard wears?

That Satan Claus is a real bastard.

by he's a sick one that satan December 28, 2005