carson

1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.

1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 21, 2011

Casson

Casson has a big dick and is usually found in a club dancing somewhere and he’s gets all tho hoes and he is always bros before hoes and he never leaves a bro hanging

“Look at him that’s a Casson”
“I know all those girls are with him that’s definitely a Casson”

by Old McDonald’s September 3, 2018

Carson

Carson is the kind of friend everyone needs in there life. His life is basically one big Meme. He might be a bit quiet, but once he opens up, he will be the life of the party. He will always try to make you laugh and overall a bit of a goofball. On the surface he might seem self centered, but deep down he would do anything for you. A Carson is a friend to keep!

“ Bro I really need a Carson in my life! “

by Lol_my_name_is_carson October 17, 2019

Caeson

Has a huge cock

Caeson has a Big cock is big and huge and he is better than Chris at wrestling and football

by Yes or no but still has a big July 9, 2021

Casondra

Most awesome girl in the world, coolest hair, rockin body, funniest person, straight, open for business, always owns a cute dog, she may like you if you don't know it, smart, shes probably a realist, her best friends are Alyssa and Rhianna<3 she'll always have a sweet tooth, she has the best lips and smile, straight white teeth, unique hair, and brown eyes. and Cassie will always make u a better person. and shes got a nice butt. obvi. if u no a cassie u shud get to know her bc im sure shes got it goin on.

O, she's got nice tits. she must be Casondra. duh.

by cheesemaker6767 July 20, 2012

Carson

The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!

by AdomC May 4, 2015