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Mária <Angie> Castro

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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《¤》Andy 《¤》Samberg《¤》Is《¤》Castro《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Andy 《¤》Samberg《¤》Is《¤》Castro《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
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Castro

Castro is a beast and is someone that can play football and just over all a cool dude
Holy Castro you body that kid
by Castro2sicc November 23, 2021
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Castros

This family loves cock and they make sure that it’s black 😅
The castros love black cock
by Pito grande June 21, 2023
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Fidel Castro

When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!
by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024
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Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
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