Scrotal Carnage

Carnage or painful excitement in the scrotal area. Can be caused by a number of different sensations including the scrotal jackhammer and getting your testes ripped of by an angry girrafe/scorpion.

I hope you get scrotal carnage you burnt shit gay-face

by Squid December 12, 2004

carnageous

To be filled with carnage. Often used to describe an event or period of time as being particularly out of control, usually in a positive way.

Dude that was one carnageous night last night, I cannot believe we got kicked out of three bars and almost accidentally set fire to the club only to end up back home with those 6 fit girls!

by Peter Chapman June 14, 2007

Cankasaurus-Rex

A girl with cankles who has not even a hint of grace or class and is often rude, and loudmouthed.

Look who just walked in: Cankasaurus-Rex

by Dolby 5.0 April 10, 2009

Cank Sauce

Cank or Cankle Sauce is a delicious and tasty sauce, usually BBQ sauce or when in a pinch ranch dressing that you smear all over a nice succulent cankle.

Steven I stayed up all night with that cankleasaurus rex! We went through a whole bottle of Cank Sauce!

by Cankle Hunter August 14, 2010

cankleface

an insult, mainly aimed at the morbidly obese or people you'd like to offend.

also refers to someone who looks a lot like the point where the calf meets the ankle, and merges together, therefore 'cankle'. This is often common in fatter people.

OH MY GOD, did you just try to kiss me with your cankleface?

by canklefacedbitch May 20, 2011

carkhakis

Khaki pants with cargo pockets.

No one born after the year 1980 wears carkhakis.

by Milli&Vanilli July 25, 2011

cank-ass

Cankles of the ass. Aka Long Butt. Where the ass meshes with the thigh. Girls typically grow this from horseback riding. Like cankles, but more north.

"Kelly, look! That girl has cank-ass! She must ride horses."

by K8eliz December 27, 2011