Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

by db420eh July 31, 2010

canadian tickler

It pertains to heavy Canadian women. When a female is on all fours and you eat their box from behind and tickle their sagging belly between their thighs.

I got that chick down to eat her box and her belly sagged, so I gave her the Canadian Tickler and she couldn't stop giggling.

by mdube February 13, 2014

whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

by abe the jue June 5, 2007

Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.

When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.

by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005

Canadian Swish

A basketball shot that just hits the net, but doesn't go in. The ball goes below the rim and doesn't touch anything but net.

Man, that kid is so bad, he just through up a canadian swish.

by logmaster13 April 24, 2010

Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009