by GetLo August 1, 2013
Get the Coffery mug.Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.
A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011
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1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all
2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015
Get the Caffey mug.sergio. biggest asshole in the whole world. he must die, he's a piece of shit. Cofferati is the new comunist major of Italy's city. He's trying to become the new prime minister and he likes to suck big fat cocks.
cofferati is a dickface.
Dude, i'd rather have Hitler instead of sergio - balls licker- cofferati, as a major
Dude, i'd rather have Hitler instead of sergio - balls licker- cofferati, as a major
by davidpenis slapper November 24, 2004
Get the cofferati mug.When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.
Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
Get the caffeine toxic mug.1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition
Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.
You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.
You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.
by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008
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