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1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
Caffey by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015
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kaleb caffey 

the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p
that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.
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The Caffey 

The CPR device for giving high quality CPR like they did in the old days.
Fuck bro, she coded grab the caffey
The Caffey by Russalami April 15, 2021

caffercise 

he has gone to caffercise
caffercise by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise 

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy
my son loves to caffercise in the mornings
caffercise by jnsani January 8, 2020

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome 

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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