crank shot 

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

crank shot by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

crank yanker 

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

crank yanker by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

crank it up a notch 

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

crank it up a notch by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

Crank Banger 

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

Crank Banger by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Crank Cricket 

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

Crank Cricket by bigslam October 11, 2019

crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

crank that dick cheney by austingale March 8, 2008