Bromygod

The term used as an opening phrase before telling your "bro" some surprising or astonishing news. Often used as a compound word all ran together

bromygod I forgot to tell you, I saw your girl with Thomas and they were totally sucking face

by ffforest February 17, 2012

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge

"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"

by juj7 November 22, 2015

Bromantique

Adjectif. Comportement, attitude, affection ou activité qui se manifeste dans le cadre d'une relation amicale de bromance entre deux amis masculins hétérosexuels.

Tom a réservé une place à Lucas dans la classe et quand il l'a vu arriver, il s'est levé debout et les deux ont partagé un câlin. C'était très bromantique.

by PaulMulcair1 November 9, 2016

Bromophobe

some one who is bromophobic (will avoid plans with the bros to spend time with his girlfriend, or be against certain bro interactions )

Scenario 1
Bro 1 - should we ask Ben if he wants to come out with the boys tonight
Bro 2 - Nah bro, haven't you heard, ever since hes started seeing that chick hes become a real bromophobe

Scenario 2

Bro 1 - *Hugs Bro 2*
Bro 3 - that was gay

Bro 2 - whoa, dont need to be so bromophobic

by Bepis the Boy May 29, 2019

bromide

a friend; especially a relatively close one.

Big Poncho, that's my bromide.

by PonchoZilla August 6, 2022