by Yeetkids November 5, 2018
Get the Shit boner mug.When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School
Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
by Boner_Man October 19, 2009
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A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018
Get the boner pong mug.relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
by brian48 September 22, 2008
Get the fan your boner mug.A voluminous and hugely satisfying shit taken after a prolonged session of fast food, travel, and booze. A good American dump.
by Anguses October 25, 2010
Get the Bolerjack mug."Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013
Get the John Boner mug.When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013
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