booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

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Budget Booze

Cheap Alcohol, Used in times where money is short, but being drunk, is still nescacary.

Natural Ice, Busch, Crown Russe Vodka, Vladamir, Nikolia, Bankers Club, ect.

Shmuck 1: Hey man, what do you want to get to drink tonight?
Shmuck 2: Well, Moneys a little tight, so im gonna have to get some budget booze.

by Jimi Layne Lennon April 11, 2011

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Booledeath

Noun: A death (or colloq, narrowly avoided demise) by slipping/losing balance as a result of damp or wet paving outside the Boole Basement or Library on UCC campus.

Note: often misinterpreted as death by the notoriously overwhelming heat of the Boole Basement, or as a result of over-zealous study in the Boole Library.

From Latin boolumdethus: A similar occurance in Ancient Rome.

Arts Student 1: C'mere bai, did I see you studying in the Fishbowl yesterday?

Arts Student 2: I wasn't studying bai, tis the best spot for laughing at Booledeath like.

A. S. 1: True that bai, I nearly hopped my cocyx last week like. Lethal stuff bai.

by IsayUCyousayC October 5, 2011

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