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broomhandle

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.
Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.
by the Beehandler December 4, 2010
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Dick Broom

Thats a nasty looking dick broom
by Atomi69 January 15, 2011
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broomball

Broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in Canada and played around the world. It is played in a hockey rink, either indoors or outdoors, depending on climate and location.
In a game of broomball there are two teams, each consisting of six players, a goaltender plus five others. The object of the game is to score more goals than your opponent. Goals are scored by hitting the ball into your opponent's net using your broom. Tactics and plays are similar to those used in sports such as ice hockey, roller hockey and floorball.
Players hit a small ball around the ice with a stick called a 'broom'. The broom may have a wooden or aluminium shaft and has a rubber-moulded triangular head similar in shape to that of a regular broom. Players wear special rubber-soled shoes instead of skates, and the ice is prepared in such a way that it is smooth and dry to improve traction.
Let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball.
by Madison S. October 2, 2007
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Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.
Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"
by TheSigPiJake May 27, 2009
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Witch's Broom

The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.
Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.
by theaznbond April 7, 2008
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broom the coon

when in a car driving in a heavly populated area of nigers you hang out the window with a broom while hitting the niggers with the broom .if the broom is droped u must get out of the veical and get the broom.
our mission for to night is to broom the coons
by kyle_mc May 3, 2005
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broom

One who is about to be married or has just been married at a same-sex wedding. Comes from combining "bride" and "groom".
With his mother planning every detail of his wedding to Steve, John only had to show up and kiss his broom.
by TheTrueTruth October 18, 2008
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