bubble bandit

some one who takes an excessive amount of bubble or mkat on a regular basis. They often stink of cat piss, abuse their partners, wear copious amounts of fila tracksuits and drink white lightning.

derrick - ' that was such a weird party last night bro'

jim - ' yeah i know that bubble bandit was off his conk, plus he stank of cat piss!'

by mcrumpletumpergerk June 29, 2015

Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

bum bandit

A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word

"That guy is a blatent bum bandit".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

thought bandit

When a person or group borrows an idea, phrase, sentiment or personal story, only to use it liberally as their own.

Made the mistake of using the word 'arsenal' in a presentation. Some guy in the office has been using it every day in pure thought bandit form.

by Auddogg November 2, 2010

butt bandit

a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his ass on things. As he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his butt cheeks are grazing.

"Ahh my ass un key boad"
"Ahh my ass un yo compua"

by chaouwdtieey August 15, 2003

cum bandit

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)

I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..

by RJohnyblaze June 23, 2008