boejob

The sexual act of giving an over-the-pants handjob in a movie theater while vaping in a pregnant woman's face.

1. Did you hear about the US Senator caught giving a boejob at the Beetlejuice movie?
2. Talk about reaching out to your constituents.

by andyrichtermortis September 19, 2023

Jim Boehiem

The GOAT of basketball coaches. Led the Syracuse orange to the 2003 national championship. He also single handedly rose the orange from the dead on Easter Sunday of 2016 to advance to the final four. He is going to lead them to the 2018 and 2019 national championship. Most known for throwing sportscoat and for running the best damn 2-3 zone in the world.

Jim Boehiem 2-3 zone is lethal.

by Jimboehiem May 3, 2018

Boehnheaded

(adj.) akin to boneheaded. Having the quality of acting in the manner of John Boehner with regard to the debt ceiling debacle. Being stubborn to such a degree that it negatively impacts an entire nation.

McCain: Okay, John, enough is enough. Just use the Senate bill that Reid is proposing and get your guys behind it.
Boehner: No! I am not going to agree with you adults!
McCain: Seriously, John, quit being so Boehnheaded.

by ssppuunn July 29, 2011

Boer war

Two freedom wars fought during 1880–1881 and 1899–1902 by the British Empire against the farmers of the Transvaal Republic ( Zuid-Afrikaansche Republiek) and the Orange Free State in the southern part of Africa. The African republics had no armies and the farmers had to defend their countries. The word ‘Boer’ is the Dutch for ‘farmer’. Also known as the Anglo-Boer War. 27,927 Boer women and children (22,074 under 16 years old) and 14,154 black people had died in the concentration camps set up by the British Empire during the Second Boer War as part of Lord Kitchener’s scorched earth policy.

Winston Churchill was a newspaper correspondent in South Africa during the Boer War. Japie Greyling was an Anglo-Boer War hero. Jan Smuts was a Boer General during the Boer War, a British General during the First World War and a Field Marshal during the Second World War.

by Isosha January 20, 2014

boerboel

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.

Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?

by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Joburg boet

It is a high-school male student from Johannesburg. They usually wear a buttoned shirt, with a bucket hat and Air forces.

This weekend I partied with a Joburg boet

by JoburgBoet1 March 9, 2021