Aston

The most weeb person in the whole planet

Omg he is such an Aston

by This is for Aston October 23, 2022

Aston lollipop

Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another

He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly

by Not Bambi October 31, 2022

astoot

Alert and savvy about either brass-band instruments or farting.

An astoot person knows dat da herding-horn-toting Little Boy Blue will shed tears if you wake him from his nap.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

Aston Martin F1

the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)

You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1

by O2Gming March 2, 2023

Astonk

An expression to show disagreement or not being bothered

"I don't want to do that mum. Astonk!"

by I am hallelujah June 18, 2023

Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

Astorial

When someone is so out of this world beautiful that it's hard to phathom

She was astorial... My eyes were blessed

by Mike juice August 21, 2024