ASFI

A) a S) stupid F) fucking I) idiot

Stop being an ASFI asfi

by niggoasiakbvy December 10, 2018

assdick

noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.

adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.

Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."

by pandarex November 24, 2009

Asfi

Asfi is the most annoying kid he is very kind and sexist nobody likes him

Shut up Asfi

by 💁🏿 February 14, 2018

Assbitch

1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.

2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.

1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.

2. *Watching someone Jerk*

The fuck is this Assbitchery?

He's just Assbitching himself to death.

by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 26, 2008

Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 1, 2006