Apple 

To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Bite my apple, ignoramus.

Apple by Little sandwiches June 19, 2010

Apple 

1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
4)Food
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone

'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton

Apple by Castfield March 2, 2009

apple 

a scrumptious fruit

princess mia bit into the red apple. What a scrumptious fruit! she thought

apple by jungobananas August 5, 2008

Apple 

Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual

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ex. 1
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she?
guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple
guy 1: she's my girlfriend...
guy 2: oh....
(awkward pause)
guy 1: ya, what an apple.

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ex 2
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy?
guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend?
guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple

Apple by the Webster Dictionary June 9, 2008

apple 

The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world.

If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.

apple by Mr. Hamster Man December 1, 2009

apple 

oral sex usually referring to a blow job

the prostitute down the block will give u an apple for five bucks

apple by sepatah September 22, 2005

Apple 

As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.

"My new Apple computer rocks! " Said Sally.

"Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes!" Exclaimed Dween.

Apple by an intelligent human. February 3, 2010