Los Alamos

Site of the Manhatten Project. A small town located in a New Mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up North Korea and start a nuclear war. (But they deny this when you ask them about it)

Checkpoints are located along the roads leading into Los Alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.

Los Alamos High School Girl: Last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
Friend: So what? Happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the Lab. Want to race to see who can solve their Rubik's Cube faster? I just learned a new algorithm for it and I bet it works faster than yours!

by fruit not vegetable August 6, 2011

almondroca

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias

Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca

by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008

Allosexual

To be sexually attracted to people; The opposite of asexual

I'm allosexual.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Almas

Slang term for a person who hates to walk. Likely to hate walking. Definitely Norwegian.

Helene hates to walk. What an Almas.

by Bigblacksammy October 24, 2013

Almond

To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.

Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"

by lowkeyjd May 27, 2015

Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."

That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.

by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007

Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!

by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003