The person who asked.

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

by TheGuyThatAskedIG February 22, 2023

who asked?

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"

hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.

by GrassyShitStain July 3, 2021

No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

Asked Calmly

Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.

Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.

Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"

by Urbaxy April 5, 2019

the one who asked

me

i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked

by GioJoeJojo June 13, 2022

Duck arsed

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.

Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."

by hyphon2k8 February 22, 2009

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003