Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a mega sexy man, he can beat the shit out of you if he wanted, but thats pretty hot, because alfie is a sexy fucker.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.

Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳

by AKI_111 September 30, 2021

Dirty Alfie

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her

The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie

by Mike literus July 8, 2020

albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.

"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

albino deer

A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.

Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool

by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 3, 2009