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Alabama Purebloods

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.
My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.
by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021
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alaboo

Derived from the common phrase 'I love you', the term 'alaboo' is is an abbreviation for those perhaps too lazy to properly pronounce the way in which it was commonly said.
"I'll see you tonight (insert name), alaboo."
"Okay (insert second name), I'll bring the frozen yoghurt for dessert, alaboo too."
by smartarseblonde July 6, 2009
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alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.
by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008
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Alabama Pleasure Pack

In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
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Alabama talcum powder

The powdery cloud (that often dusts you when they target is flying towards you) that results when a sporting clay is fucking blasted to shit by a solid shotgun hit.
This one flies close to you. Make some Alabama talcum powder!
by Americazlol May 2, 2014
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alabama china

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes tonight!
by CainisAble August 7, 2016
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Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
by Terio Marin May 14, 2016
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