Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

Abby stuart

Some one who holds the world record for biggest forehead even aliens are impressed by its size. And is a meth child and if she was a breaking bad character she would be skyler cause how much of a bitch she is and has the worst music taste of all time and loves how noah has cameras in her showers

Wow Abby stuart is such a bitch

by I<3hitler1945 November 18, 2025

Stuart

Stuart is a mongo and nothing more than selfish basturd he has a problem of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything even his own kids

Paul: is that Stuart

Gordon: yep

Paul: take it that’s him left again

by Charlie Anderson January 5, 2020

A Stuart

A wee rosy cheeked bawbag, has a condition of repetitive head bobbing due to sooking too much penis. Stuart’s normally drive classy cars like a fiat 500 convertible. I used to think fiat stood for fix it another day but actually stands for fist it another day

Your such a Stuart

by Ihatestuartwatson February 14, 2024

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018

Stuart

A Stuart is a silly goose. In fact, he is the silliest of all of the geese.

You are such a Stuart for getting that question wrong

by Guitarist121 March 25, 2025

stuart mullins

A Jane Doe except a guy.

The man who died in the crash wasn't identified. He is currently a Stuart Mullins.

by thefooistrue November 6, 2017