Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

Technowned

When someone tries to use technology that doesn't work - or that they don't know how to use - in front of people, and embarrasses themselves.

In a text message conversation:

Me: Look up Mariah Moment on urban dictionary you will LOL

Friend: Ha ha ha you'll just looking up the dictionary out you

Friend: Stupid voice dictation

Me: Hahaha - Technowned!

by haydowned April 2, 2013

technojerking

When someone uses technology unnecessarily; i.e. texting/calling/skyping/facetiming/etc. each other when within earshot or in another room. Also, technojacking.

"Why did you video chat him when he's sitting right over there? Stop technojerking each other off..."

by spency7321 June 15, 2013

technosexting

sexting about computers and harddrives and all IT stuff lol

technosexting at work: I can definately reformat that hard drive for you.

by pickledmorgans August 28, 2013

technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

Technodestiny

When a technological device, out of its own accord, makes contact with another human's device, which ends up bringing each individual into their divine destiny of meeting one another.

Person A: Dude, my skype accidenty called a cute guy I hardly knew in high school!
Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
technodestiny.

by Dysrafft May 8, 2015