Technowned

When someone tries to use technology that doesn't work - or that they don't know how to use - in front of people, and embarrasses themselves.

In a text message conversation:

Me: Look up Mariah Moment on urban dictionary you will LOL

Friend: Ha ha ha you'll just looking up the dictionary out you

Friend: Stupid voice dictation

Me: Hahaha - Technowned!

by haydowned April 2, 2013

technoized

When a DJ or anybody else takes an old or already made song, and gives it a techno beat or style.

Some Technoized Songs:
Self Esteem (Offspring)
Numb/Encore (LPJZ)

by KevinJ. June 30, 2007

techknowledgeble

those knowledgeble in the technological field.

he is very techknowledgeble.

by jeymz bon jovi December 19, 2008

techknowledgy

the knowledge of technology

Bill Gates has a lot of techknowledgy

by slkfjvsm;lak May 10, 2008

hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

by Landon783 January 4, 2014

TechnoWeakness

Minecraft god at PvP on Minecraft Bedrock Edition (Windows 10, mobile, nintendo switch, xbox one, VR) and also has a great laugh. Also, TechnoWeakness can master any video game within a week.

TechnoWeakness has hot elbows.

by RealSkepnoblade August 23, 2019

technoweenie

a person who has just enough computer knowledge to break a computer more often than he can fix it.

"my cpomuter is more messed up than it was before the technoweenie tried to fix it."

by Rohan Zehaeva November 20, 2004