Flour daddy: A man who cooks for you every night.
Similar to a Sugar Momma but a Flour daddy has no actual monetary value, simply their culinary skills.
Similar to a Sugar Momma but a Flour daddy has no actual monetary value, simply their culinary skills.
by Gucci P G June 29, 2011
Get the Flour Daddy mug.by Pedro321 November 18, 2011
Get the Flocoutrement mug.To buzz a reverse mo-hawk from the bottom of your outrageously long flow to about halfway up the back of your scalp, giving the impression of having a Fu Manchu in the back of your head.
by vanillamamba November 20, 2011
Get the Flow Manchu mug.- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013
Get the Flooskin mug.Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013
Get the flower arranging mug.Floorswamps are usually unwanted female visitors that cause a general discomfort for everyone in their surroundings, they have been known to cause sloppy drunk girl problems within a ten block radius of wherever they are. Floorswamps usually make their appearances when alcahol is involved; their mode of transportation is currently unknown but further research is being conducted.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.
Character 1: "Dude this girl was mad thirsty and was laying all over the floor of my apartment last night"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"
by Z. Pannata, C. Slark, Ronrad October 19, 2013
Get the floorswamp mug.When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013
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