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Flooskin 

- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"

Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
Flooskin by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013
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Flooskie 

It's Another way to express gayness.
'Have you seen Max today?
Yes, he looks like a Flooskie.'
Flooskie by TheLucas November 20, 2011

Flooshing 

The act of moving at a fast, but confusing, pace.
"Erica took an ecstacy pill and started flooshing all over the house."
Flooshing by Nigelfloosh October 8, 2009

flookinhimer 

german gibberish (doesn't mean anything)
blaska vonta be flookinhimer! <--(only gibberish)
flookinhimer by Robbie June 3, 2004
A malapropism of flood and looking-- driving around taking in all the buildings, items and debris both floating and under water from an otherwise innocuous Cat 1 Storm. This is what people-- including me, did after Hurricane Irene's big butt hit us last week!
Our power was out so we started up the vehicle and went flooking. It was amazing to see our rural county under water!
Flooking by Mumsiedogma September 5, 2011

floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo 

A word made up out of necessity to keep the bloodthirsty nations out of connection with the under ground pie world. Quite literally means "chicken pot pie". Now you know... use this information wisely. . .
"Wow what an amazing slice of floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo!"
floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo by Pinky September 14, 2004

floorskin 

n. an excessively long foreskin, so called because it appears capable of touching the floor
He came ten minutes ago, but it's still working its way out through that floorskin of his.
floorskin by skuzzay July 20, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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