Flocoutrement 

Various items that are used during a woman's menstrual cycle.

Honey I need to run to the store to pick some flocoutrement.

Flocoutrement by Pedro321 November 18, 2011

Fuccoutrements 

Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.

"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."

Fuccoutrements by Kevmulk October 17, 2012