Minnesota brain freeze 

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

Minnesota brain freeze by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze 

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.

Minnesota brain freeze by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020

Covid Brain 

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

Covid Brain by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.

This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.

Crouton-Brain by candiedbones January 13, 2021

Smol Brain Friday 

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.

Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.

Smol Brain Friday by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

Big Brain Monday 

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

Big Brain Monday by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

pop brain 

when you're going to blow your brains out from all the assignments due

me: bro i swear i'm gonna pop brain
friend: oof how many you got?
me: 17

pop brain by wither_angel February 8, 2021