monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017

monkey gangbang 

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

monkey gangbang by fecklord January 15, 2019

Monkey Milk 

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

Monkey Milk by RoadyToady September 28, 2020

Monkey Boy 

Noun - A hairy female from Marketing that uses a man's razor to create the space between her eyebrows. This same razor is then used to remove her 5 o'clock shadow from her upper lip.

When I kissed Monkey Boy my lips got chaffed from her razor stubble.

Monkey Boy by Taint Licker April 14, 2003

monkey butt 

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!

monkey butt by pis2114 May 31, 2006

monkey pie 

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

monkey pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Monkey's 

Ugly as in a hat full of Monkey's Assholes.

She's monkey's as shit man.

Monkey's by Slimo September 20, 2005