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Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.
Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.
by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015
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mad dicks

A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.

Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"
by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011
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Dick-Leech

1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009
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checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
by Candini January 4, 2008
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Nigger Dick

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022
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stripper dick

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
by the real digger nick May 22, 2011
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Dick Skinners

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
by cretard October 25, 2008
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