Christmahanukwanzathon

The name you assign to a birthday party, especially if:
1). Your birthday happens to fall during that unfortunate period after Christmas but before New Years eve.

2). You love tolerance, partying and a consuming a famous drink known as the Jonathan Nauck.
3). You NEED to get that last little bit of love out of your system before "The Man" starts holding you down (with his iron fist) once again.

1."Damn, Sheila, I haven't walked right since Christmahanukwanzathon"!

"Well, I guess not, Renee. You was twerkin' on everything but a lamp post"!

2. "Dude, did you see Bill last night? That boy is NASTY!"

"Don't be hatin', bro. Christmahanukwanzathon brought out the beast in that man".

"The beast or the devil or some shit. Either way, he best be apologizin' to my sister on Monday"!

by Black Panties December 27, 2013

Christman

A dick with a small dick; a christian.

My stupid teacher is nothing but a christman!

by bangmilflong April 19, 2017

Chrismast

Transferred from Christmas and having similar pronunciation from ''Chris must'',it is like when someone called Chris has responsibility to do something.

Mom:You must take out the trash now,Chris.
Me: Yeah!Happy Chrismast!

by medrunk123 December 24, 2017

christmatitis

the infection of holiday spirit that leaves you unable to adult.

my christmatitis is so bad i forgot how to wipe my butt.

by badlet April 22, 2018

Christmaniac

A person who decorated for Christmas the day after halloween

After Halloween my mother becomes a christmaniac

by Aguru November 3, 2018

Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.

Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!

by imakraut77 December 28, 2018

christma

a light skin

christma is a light skin

by xxxmelanie August 19, 2019