christmatitis

the infection of holiday spirit that leaves you unable to adult.

my christmatitis is so bad i forgot how to wipe my butt.

by badlet April 22, 2018

Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Christmasitis

Being unable to accomplish any schoolwork due to the excitement of Christmas around the corner. Similar to senioritis.

I can't study for midterms. I have a bad case of Christmasitis.

by Wildflowerpower December 3, 2014

Christmasitis

The physical irritation due to overstimulation caused by Christmas decorations and hearing the same Josh Groban and Michael Buble Christmas CDs over and over and over again. Usually caused by overly enthusiastic co-workers and/or spouses. Initial signs may take one to two weeks to appear after first exposure, but conditions generally increase exponentially.

Related to Christmas fatigue.

"Do you mind if I turn the radio on? They've started playing Christmas music."
"Only after we stop by the store to get some Benadryl for the Christmasitis flare up I'm about to have..."

by A "Valued" Customer December 2, 2016

Christianitis

A psychological disorder that affects millions of people around the globe. Symptoms include the belief in imaginary friends-- one of which is called "God". People affected by this disorder generally attempt to spread the disease by word of mouth to any people that are not deaf. People who have Christianitis are dualists who believe that the only correct information in the universe comes from a single book. This book was supposedly written by the primary imaginary friend called "God" and is based not on scientific fact but rather on fairy tales and fantasy. The characters described in this book, which people who have Christianitis believe to be factual beings, have life spans of several hundred years and are sometimes capable of rising from the dead. No, the characters are not zombies, they are portrayed as humans. Christianitis is now a pandemic and the only known cure is logic, reason, and science. However, most cases of Christianitis are too far developed to be cured.

George W. Bush, Pat Robertson, and many others have Christianitis.

by Mary Smoke February 20, 2007

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017