When food is so dirty, so greasy, so indigestion-inducing, that most of it along with the calories its loaded with, goes right through your system undigested. Mathematically related to its close cousin in economic theory, Giffen goods.

"Girlfriend, I can straight up eat buckets of KFC for and not pack on any pounds. That dirty bird flies right through me without making any stops until it gets to its porcelain watering hole. For real. It's like I got anal bulimia."

anal bulimia by Ballzinyerface November 20, 2018

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Anal chickens

Anal Chickens

Verb
The sexual act of Analing a chicken with either a dog and mayo or 5 black guys all named white people names chant devil curses to your penis as the penetration happens to the chicken.

“Let’s get 5 black guys named white people names and anal chickens tonight!”

Anal chickens by @n@l Chickens November 29, 2018

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Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

Anal Jelly by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019

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Anal-Laddin

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

Anal-Laddin by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

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