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DCF

Dick Cunt Fuck

A method of valuing certain stuff on fucking stupid financial statements that's really boring and stupid and gay and sucks shit.
Question: "Dude, what is the value of those deferred assets in the company balance sheet?"

Answer: "I don't know, asshole. You haven't done the DCF (dick cunt fuck) you fucking jerk."
by Ballzinyerface March 19, 2010
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anal bulimia

When food is so dirty, so greasy, so indigestion-inducing, that most of it along with the calories its loaded with, goes right through your system undigested. Mathematically related to its close cousin in economic theory, Giffen goods.
"Girlfriend, I can straight up eat buckets of KFC for and not pack on any pounds. That dirty bird flies right through me without making any stops until it gets to its porcelain watering hole. For real. It's like I got anal bulimia."
by Ballzinyerface November 20, 2018
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