Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

Dinnerplate Dick

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.

G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.

by BizarreReference February 26, 2022

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009