Definitions by swedishmegma

Crouse-Dick 

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

Crouse-Dick by swedishmegma July 27, 2016