Justin Beiber

A person who can't spell Justin Bieber

Friend: Hey i just searched up Justin Beiber cos i dont know what it means
Me: You can't spell you stupid lol

by XP1521 May 11, 2018

Alt-Beige

Militant, yet colonized group of light skinned black men. They are Hotep adjacent. Their full time job is cooning and their part time job is tap dancing. Narcissistic and corny in nature, they still are sensitive and cry at night for no reason at all. Originated from Chicago.

Steven expressed his beige rage after becoming a Trump Supporter by joining the Alt-Beige.

by Waldo89 June 5, 2018

Justin beiber

He sings

Boy 1: justin beiber sings.
Boy 2: yes he does.

by Dumbo the elephantr July 14, 2018

Josh Beitel

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.

A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.

by Tibereas September 28, 2018

Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018

selfish being

people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome

Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018