Poop table 

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole

Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"

Poop table by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016

poop on a popsicle 

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

poop on a popsicle by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017

Poop and drag 

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.

Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?

Poop and drag by Chacharillo February 11, 2017

Poop carpet 

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

Poop carpet by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

poop plan by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

poop shoot gahdoot 

A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.

That guy Chris that cruises around here is a good poop shoot gahdoot.

poop shoot gahdoot by Eh teh July 25, 2017

Poop Culture

Culture created by edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers such Jake Paul, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, and others.

Look at this Poop Culture here! Gawd damn them edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers.

Poop Culture by KickTheChair77 July 25, 2017