Okay Mom 

Something that annoying people say when they don't really agree with what you are saying. Or their just not paying attention.

"Ow! My toenails need to be cut! They are digging their way into my body and are going to cut my spinal cord in 87 pieces!!!"

"Okay Mom."

Okay Mom by Ellen Grace April 20, 2006

Tour Mom 

Tour Mom: Female member of the touring family who ends up taking care of the sick kids, listening to problems, giving advice, making sure no one gets hurt, ect. They often hold “real jobs” as Tour Managers, Merch Girls, Bloggers, and Photographers.

just got woken up by @tourmomsays "harry potter in an hour, im calling taxi's wake up" oh how i love having a tour mom

Tour Mom by @bemarrr November 26, 2010

Brads Mom

A woman with a glorious vagina who loves the D

I need to find me a Brads Mom

Brads Mom by myselfbitches October 7, 2009

Jeremy's Mom 

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.

"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.

Jeremy's Mom by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

Hockey Mom by craziest mofo January 20, 2009

your mom 

Possibly the most idiotic, uncreative insult ever. It's similar to a "yo mama joke", but a your mom joke is even more retarded. It's usually used by morons and idiots who can't come up with a decent comeback or insult. Another annoying thing is when a dumbass says a "your mom" insult, another dumbass (often a random douchebag that has nothing to do with the situation, but decides to butt in) will say something like "OHHHHHHHH!!!" or "You just got burned!!!".

(guy 1 pushes guy 2)
guy 2: What the Hell you, pushed me you motherfucking, piece of shit, cock sucking, ass-faced, douchebag!
guy 1: Well ummmm, I pushed your mom if you know what I mean!
random idiot: OHHHHHHH!!! You got burned!!!
guy 2: That was a shitty comeback
guy 1: Your mom is a shitty comeback!
random idiot: OHHHHHHHH!!! Burned again!!!
(guy 2 kicks the shit out of guy 1 and random idiot for being annoying and retarded)

your mom by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

soccer-mom hair 

Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.

i want a short bob, but i don't want soccer-mom hair!

soccer-mom hair by roach motel April 14, 2008