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real life 

Worst MMO ever.So, starting from the beginning.You cannot customize your character at the start of the game ,it gets auto generated for you. Everyone by default starts as a warrior class , and you're not able to change it until you've played the game long enough.The tutorial last 18 years or longer, and you can't skip it.After the tutorial is over you have to select a profession. You'll get a limited amount of choices ,depending on how well you did in the tutorial.The most overpowered class is Politician.They have these god damn crowd control abilities which can affect thousand of players at once.Most of the trolls in the game go for this profession.After you've chosen the profession ,it's all grinding until the end of the game.This game IS NOT FREE ,do not believe the false advertisements!There are hidden fees ,called taxes which you have to pay. If you don't pay this fee ,your characters armor automatically becomes Dirty rags Of the hobo ,your house turns into Flimsy cardboard box and your mount becomes Rusty shopping cart.The PVP sucks ass. Most of the time a single hit is enough to kill someone. All the weapons are overpowered, there are even weapons which can wipe out entire cities. Oh and if you insist on doing pvp ,you can't do it anywhere. Doing pvp in the wron zone will aggro The Police.If you ignore them or use you weapon , you will most likely aggro even more of them ,or even have elites like "SWAT" or "FBI" attack you.
Oh and the worst part about the pvp in this game is that YOU CAN'T RESPAWN once you die.Well , actually there was this one guy who respawned , but he had one of the game developers help him. And even then it took a couple of days for the guy to respawn... As an aftermath , a bunch of people created one of the many factions called "Christians" . Now the factions are arguing among each other which game developer is cooler.

Man , I can't wait for a patch for Real life. The current version sucks.... well it is better than patch "World war v2" but it still blows
real life by K4ik August 19, 2010
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private life 

part of someone's life that is none of your fucking business
Zach having a girl friend is part of his private life and he's not obligated to tell anyone if he doesn't fucking want to.
private life by adubber July 20, 2012

emo life span

About 18 years
Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

Love of my life 

The person you love with all your heart. The person you would do anything for. The person you are In Love with. The person who takes your breathe away. Your soulmate.
Love of my life by Ladyred196 June 24, 2016

Second Life 

A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.
Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)
Second Life by zippy_uk October 12, 2006

Slow life 

The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.

Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
Slow life by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010