Active Dick Face 

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

Active Dick Face by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016

Dirty dick slap 

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.

Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night”

Dirty dick slap by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

kitty dick 

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

kitty dick by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.

I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.

Henry Dick Thong by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

wee dick 

Someone who has been less fortunate in the endowment department.
Someone who's personality is lacking some.

Dont worry its only manny...he's a wee dick.

wee dick by welshlegend85 April 4, 2017

Tuna dick 

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

Tuna dick by Old Janitor May 2, 2017

Wandering Dick Syndrome 

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Wandering Dick Syndrome by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017