creed

A generous hetero mix of crack and weed.

T: what you smokin?
S: Creed!
T: What the hell?
S: Crack and Weed!

Jimmy smokes creed every morning before taking his kids to school.

by SuSpense May 12, 2006

creed fan

n., an asshole; a chester with low intelligence.

"that creed fan is a big tool."

by al November 10, 2004

Battle Creek

Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.

Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.

Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?

Bri: No.

Matt: See a movie?

Bri: No.

Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the beach?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the mall?

Bri: No.

Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!

by igpayatinlay January 11, 2013

Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.

by Viet Phan December 13, 2008

creeping tornado

its when u are doing a girl doggy style and u reach up and swist her nipples so it will surpise her.

trevor was getting pissed at his boyfriend for not moaning so he gve him the creeping tornado.

by kaiserrole February 10, 2008

creepyvince

creepyvince is the act of getting "creepy" with either a woman or close personal friends..the act of getting creepy consists of but is not limited to: sitting on laps, rubbing of the face,dry humping,sarinating with awkwards songs,half hearted attempts of kissing or fondling,and references of having sex and "freak" dancing...if ever encountered by a creepyvince or "creepster" it is best to contact a curtis to help distract the said creepster and get away...saying your goin to restroom but never coming back is a good defense..getting equally creepy or surpassing his creepyness usually makes him stop aswell

dude... i walked in the room to get my fourty and my homeboy was gettin his creepyvince on..

by memorandum March 23, 2008