Mass Brain 

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

Mass Brain by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

Geloo Brain 

When you become unexpectedly overwhelmed by the observation of the opposite gender (or gender of romantic interest) and become besotted by them only having known them from one meeting. Admiring someone you have just met platonically but in a romantic way.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve in the most literal sense.

Basically could fall in love with the idea of somebody by idolising them, filling in the blanks which leads to romanticism.

Changing your mind about what you want in a partner everytime you meet someone new, even if you have never suggested so before, based on one girl after one meeting.

Person 1: I just met this girl today, she came in to visit at work, she was so nice. I like extraverted girls.
Person 2: Every girl you have liked previously hasn't been extraverted....
Person 1: Yeah but i liked her. She ticked so many boxes for me.
Person 2: You say this about every girl you meet! You got Geloo Brain!

Geloo Brain by Aiviloblue November 28, 2019

tane brain 

A Butane induced headache from consuming a cannabis concentrate not purged of the aforementioned gas.

I smoked too much of that generic brand shatter and end up with tane brain.

tane brain by Gfunk66 December 22, 2019

stinky brain 

a person who has a tiny tiny brain not even entering the small brain category🧠🤏🏽 stinky brain is a whole new level of small brain people. this term will also make you seem more intelectual

imagine someone asks what is 9+10 and someone says 21 that is when you say “ oh you are so small brain” and the more educated humans will say “not small brain but stinky brain”

stinky brain by big brain mariana🧠🤏🏽 January 18, 2020

Meccy brain 

The type of person who makes stupid remarks/comments.

-The earth is flat. No, it is not you meccy brain

Meccy brain by vleesklak May 1, 2020

rain brain 

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!

Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!

rain brain by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020

big brainedness 

To be in the quality of being big brained

Hey Tyrone I want to flex on you my big brainedness

big brainedness by Jit Person May 30, 2020