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Jalama Burger 

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
Jalama Burger by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020

junior burger 

A Junior burger is a rooky in the art of threesom sexual interactions . Usualy the burger subject would be the one person/ sex (male/female) being the (burger patty) between the other 2 people (the buns)
Old mate andrew is a junior burger cause he has only had one threesom experience

veal burger 

When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.
“Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”
veal burger by Teeny Meat April 9, 2020

Is burger gay? 

Oskar: I was thinking... Is Burger gay?
Rora: idk ill ask him, Burger are you gay?
Burger: yes i am.

Ingram burger 

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.
I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please
Ingram burger by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Smooshed Burger 

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
Smooshed Burger by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020