A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020