Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.

Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).

by noodleburg April 29, 2019

Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.

Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!

by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019

Baked Beans

Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way

Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy

by Senior pingu May 11, 2019

Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.

My down syndrome brother is a baked potato.

by noodpood May 16, 2019

Bakens

When you're fed up with other people's shit on a chat and decide to give up on keyboard smash.

Person one: *starts shit in the groupchat*
Person two: * escalates the shit that was started until it becomes a clusterfuck of drama*
Person three: BAKENS!
Person one: *talking to person two* Damn dude, person three had enough with our shit.

by Namtiddies69 July 1, 2019

Bakery

The “Bakery” is the a term that can be used for one’s wallet, bank account, or anywhere one would store their bread aka: “Money”

Group chat: “Yo y’all tryna eat at Golden Corral then watch a movie?”
Emerson: “Nah bruh, that’s bread out the bakery.”

Evan: “Yo, you got a 5?”
Andre: “Nah, the bakery is closed”

by browN Backwards July 20, 2019

Baked

When someone is stoned and they take on the mental state and physical appearance of a baked good.

Owen mate, your a bit of a baked potato not gonna lie.
Brooke, you're a baked cookies.

by Aussie and stoner slang March 24, 2019