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A loud, green smoking, codshite talking monkey like male originated from the planet of the apes.
Bakewell: I can do 0-80mph in 2 seconds!
Loguey: Stop talking bakewell!
bakewell by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007
Words you can keep
When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.
Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).
Bakewell by noodleburg April 29, 2019

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.
Bakewell Tart by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

Bakewell Fart 

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart
Bakewell Fart by Scritty April 14, 2010

Bakewell bowl cut 

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
Bakewell bowl cut by Banasy June 26, 2023

Bakewell Pudding 

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.
"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
Bakewell Pudding by Pastry February 20, 2013

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
bakewell tart by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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