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bakewell by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007
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Bakewell Tart
After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
Bakewell Tart by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
Bakewell Fart
The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Bakewell Fart by Scritty April 14, 2010
Bakewell bowl cut
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
Bakewell bowl cut by Banasy June 26, 2023
Bakewell Pudding
"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."
Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
Bakewell Pudding by Pastry February 20, 2013
bakewell tart
When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
bakewell tart by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009
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