no talent ass clown

one who just is a complete and total loser all around no ifs ands or buts about it

woody allen-what the fuck has woody allen done except make some of the stupidist peices of shit movies ive ever seen

no talent ass clown by fuck you, thats my name June 13, 2003

Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown

Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.

Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old

Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008

down the clown

Deepthroat

John: yeah bro, she said that she would down the clown tonight!
Brandon: woah dude that's intense!

down the clown by Thelamppost April 11, 2016

Chocking on a clown dick 

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

Chocking on a clown dick by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

sad clown

The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.

That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.

sad clown by Sad Clown123 October 15, 2010

Bozo the Clown 

When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.

After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.

Bozo the Clown by Adam Streams June 25, 2008

To Blow a Clown 

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

To Blow a Clown by D July 21, 2004