toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

toiletral

a word a random youtuber came up with

No wonder he was hiding for so many years, he was having some serious toiletral

by Bread Destroyer September 5, 2022

Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

Toilerate

To use someone as a toilet but in a kinky way. Sometimes also reffered as a glorified cum dumpster.

I tolerate you but that doesn't mean I won't toilerate you.

by ArlenDT September 29, 2022

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

Toidy

To use the toilet...Passive verb

Mom to toddler "Do you need to go toidy?"

by M.T.Schell October 25, 2022