Dick-Skin Condom 

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

Dick-Skin Condom by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

Dick roll-up 

Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.

I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.

Dick roll-up by thedizzler March 7, 2007

Dick or GTFO 

Opposite of 'tits or GTFO.'

Anon: Dear /b/, I tell you that I love you and that your the only one for me...What do you do??

Anon: Dick or GTFO

Dick or GTFO by princess_ashes January 16, 2009

Dick Face 

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

Dick Face by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

Dick Happy  

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

Dick Happy by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007

Dick and Balls 

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

Dick and Balls by Lisa Marie Lafontaine July 1, 2019

dick in a knot 

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

dick in a knot by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008